Braille Enthusiast Prints

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

1880: Braille becomes faddish with the introduction of a ranch 'flavor-blasted' variety

Blind man says hello in braille.

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

'She's a great writer, really lifts words off the page.'

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

I think I have a gilt complex.