Bracelet Enthusiast Prints

'I'd like you to wear this Medic-Alert bracelet that says don't bother.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Ballet dancer.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Bow

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Dancing in a circle

Sugar Plum Fairy

The Firebird

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Mouse King

Cinderella

"I've just been to the ballet... all those girls on their toes... Why don't they employ TALLER ones...?

Ballet dancer

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Fruit Bonnet