Bracelet Collectors Prints

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Sundial Time

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Do you like my bling?

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

New Watchdog.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."