Badge Collectors Prints

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Since when do they give merit badges for gynecology?

'Yes, as a matter of fact you do get a badge for checking in here.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Teenagers!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Bradley Wiggins