Brake Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why do you drive with your brakes on? I want to be ready in case there's an emergency.'

"What's a patent?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Nice park. . .

F1 - Quit Smoking.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."