Brake Enthusiast Pillows

'Why do you drive with your brakes on? I want to be ready in case there's an emergency.'

"What's a patent?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Nice park. . .

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas