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"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Arf! Arf!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Perfect."

Dog in therapy.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'The penguin is upset...'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Dog

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'In denial and loving it!'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "