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"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

The Toilet Bike.

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Waco violence

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

The not so easy rider...

Sons Of Recumbency

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Biker Hell No

Teasing Hell's Angels

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'