Car Enthusiasts With A Twist T-Shirts

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The penguin is upset...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.