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"Sick Ride!"

"Google car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Bob's Driving School.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Think Basics.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Power steering.'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

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