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"That's my favorite dog right there."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

It's great for pulling the birds!

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Bio Fuels.

Parts of an automobile

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

No U-turns

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'Power steering.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Sick Ride!"

"That's slobber. I followed a car whose dog had his head out the window."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.