Car Enthusiast With A Canine Twist Gifts

"That's my favorite dog right there."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Bio Fuels.

Parts of an automobile

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"That's slobber. I followed a car whose dog had his head out the window."

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Beg here. Pay here.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Sick Ride!"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.