Car Enthusiast Who Loves Dogs T-Shirts

"That's slobber. I followed a car whose dog had his head out the window."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Dog walking Human.