Corny Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bio Fuels.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

Other decals on cars.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'