Car Enthusiasts With A Twist Gifts

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'The penguin is upset...'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.