Car Lovers With A Twist Gifts

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Penguin Remote

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'