Car Lovers With A Twist Gifts

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Penguin Remote

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Snow Bridge.