Braking Aficionados Gifts

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Arf! Arf!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

"Perfect."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dog in therapy.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Dog

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'In denial and loving it!'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'