Tire Enthusiasts Gifts

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"What's a patent?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"This is my man cave."

'The penguin is upset...'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Consenting Adults.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."