Tire Swing Aficionado Gifts

"This is my man cave."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"This is where I come to unwind."

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golf

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

You know I can't do the twist.