Tire Swing Enthusiasts Gifts

'May I have a word with you?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

"This is my man cave."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Golf

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

You know I can't do the twist.