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'May I have a word with you?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

"This is my man cave."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"