Tire Enthusiasts Prints

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"What's a patent?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

'The penguin is upset...'

"This is my man cave."

Consenting Adults.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Hamster.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."