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'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Ark under giant brolly.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Leaf rake - wider than space

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"I still don't understand why you call this planet earth."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'

Noah and animals stranded on a desert island

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'