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Now we wait for the snow.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'You lifted your head.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Crunk

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Bell out of order - please rap.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

The Grim Rapper

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''