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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'You lifted your head.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Beware of Dawg.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Bell out of order - please rap.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Crunk

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

The Grim Rapper

The Grim Rapper

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''