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A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

The Salmon Fisherman

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Chicken

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

The Specimen Hunter

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

Leaf rake - wider than space

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Krazee dancer yeah!

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Mean Cuisine