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'There's a warning label on the handle.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Smiling rat.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Leaf rake - wider than space

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"Play Misty for me."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"This is a hard hat area."

Velocirappers

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.