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'There's a warning label on the handle.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Smiling rat.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Now we wait for the snow.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Leaf rake - wider than space

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"This is a hard hat area."

"Play Misty for me."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'

Velocirappers

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Nooooo! Fall.