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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Miami Mice

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster.

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"I did it!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Play Misty for me."

Good clean fun...

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."