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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Miami Mice

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Year of the Rat

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Hamster.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"I did it!"

"Play Misty for me."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Good clean fun...