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Santa Claus and the Year of the Rat

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Theatre Masks and Butts

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Xmas

Flinging Poo.

"Play Misty for me."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

Good clean fun...

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."