Gym Rat Appreciator T-Shirts

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'