Funny Gym Rat T-Shirts

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Shakespeare in the clink

Fast Food Dieter

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Body Building

Apocalliptical

Easy chair exercise machines

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'