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Eggbert, on the advice of his doctor, starts slowly on his exercise program by pumping balloons.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Fast Food Dieter

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

Easy chair exercise machines

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"