Comedic Gym Rat Gifts

Eggbert, on the advice of his doctor, starts slowly on his exercise program by pumping balloons.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Fast Food Dieter

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Body Building

Apocalliptical

Easy chair exercise machines

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'