Gym Rat Gifts

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

Fitness Clinic.

'It's for passing my drug test.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When did you start working out?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

30 min. time limit while others are waiting.

Apocalliptical

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Joe's Gym: Flabs...Abs.

'Phuh! Twenty odd quid a month for this!'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilding.

"Let's face it, we've got too many 'Sugar Ray's'."

Ring for Service.

Reducing Salon Doors

"I remember when there was only one gym in town."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Cross-Training Sisyphus

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"