Gym Rat Giggles Gifts

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Body Building

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.