Gym Rat Humor Gifts

"Those girls are gone..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Robber on treadmill

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

Fast Food Dieter

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!