Gym Rats Gifts

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

Social media break at spin class.

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Body Building

People ride an escalator to the gym.

Alien Reflection

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'