Gym Rat Appreciator Gifts

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'