Literary Gym Rat Gifts

Shakespeare in the clink

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Still Life With Nordic Track

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Body Building

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Apocalliptical

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."