Literary Gym Rat Mugs

Shakespeare in the clink

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'