Intellectual Gym Rat Mugs

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Still Life With Nordic Track

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Body Building

Ring for Service.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Apocalliptical

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."