Gym Rat In Training Mugs

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Rap music

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Body Building

Apocalliptical

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."