Gym Rats Pillows

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

Social media break at spin class.

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Body Building

People ride an escalator to the gym.

Alien Reflection

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

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