Gym Rat With A Humor Twist Pillows

Shop Lifter

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

Fast Food Dieter

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Olympic Torch Training

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!