Fun-loving Gym Rat Pillows

Working out

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'