Fun-loving Gym Rat Pillows

Working out

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."