Gym Rat Humor T-Shirts

"Those girls are gone..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Fast Food Dieter

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!