Comedic Gym-goer T-Shirts

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Still Life With Nordic Track

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Fast Food Dieter

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Easy chair exercise machines

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Weightlifter

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

"Sometimes, you do need to re-invent the wheel."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

Blow up muscles.

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

"My personal trainer couldn't get it through his head that my arms are too short to touch my toes, so I ate him."

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."