Comedic Gym-goer T-Shirts

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Fast Food Dieter

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Damn speed hump!"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Jeff was watching his weight.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Weightlifter

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Sometimes, you do need to re-invent the wheel."

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

Blow up muscles.

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

"My personal trainer couldn't get it through his head that my arms are too short to touch my toes, so I ate him."

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

Working out

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

'No, I don't think it's a piece of exercise equipment.'