Humor Gym Goer T-Shirts

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Easy chair exercise machines

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Woman and sport trainer

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'