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Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

I'm sure it's fake.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Year of the Rat

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Frank Sinatra

Smiling rat.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Xmas

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Feeding the Birds

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

Jailed mouse.

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

"Play Misty for me."

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."