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'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Robot Painter

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Who's the new guy?"

'That must be my computer date.'

'I am not a robot.'

In Difficulties.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Magicing the crowd away

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

The Rabbit Meeting.