Lab Rat Admirer Prints

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Who's the new guy?"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'I am not a robot.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

Magicing the crowd away

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

In Difficulties.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'